Craigslist: A plentiful harbor to the ups and downs, trials and tribulations, and awkward moments of love and romance in their simplest forms.
Let’s be real; love isn’t always sunshine and daisies. Sometimes you want to kill your significant other. The best thing you can do is be prepared.
Oh man, don’t I know a guy.
Need I say more? If this isn’t the epitome of romance in the 21st century, I don’t know what is.
*insert cash me ousside girl gif*
Grammar aside, there’s something so poetic about this certain listing. It’s funny how the simplest smile can leave one hanging onto the thought of so much more. Keep your eye out, because I believe everyone deserves that genuine connection to their nice black lady in southside meat market; their shaved head to a confused asshole; a Scion to their motorcycle.
This one resonates pretty close to home with off-campus residents of Texas State. All San Marcans know the horrors that lie within the borderline-abusive relationship between a man and his landlord. He’ll ignore your work order, fine you for the most minuscule things that you may or may not have done, and demand that you give him money every month.
Sometimes it’s not love. Sometimes, it’s paying a hottie in yoga pants $160 to sit on your face for an hour. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it, am I right ladies?
All screen grabs courtesy of Craigslist. Featured image by Alex Easley.